Snuggs No. 1(of 1?): Quantum Coffee

Attempting to reboot the comic this week! Trying a new layout and using new software to make the strip. I'm also considering changing the title, because the title always sucked. It feels a bit awkward, but.. welcome to my work. Eh whatever, I enjoyed making it. I don't care what you think!

An Author You Can't Refuse

Rita now joins the roughly 90% of baristas that are aspiring writers. August, by comparison, is among the 100% of coffee shop patrons who are aspiring writers.

The 2015 Bean Counter Week-Before-Halloween Special!

Snuggs' Halloween loot is probably full of hidden needles and poison, but not because he put it there. He just lives in squalor.

Tree Thugger

Teddy the greaser always manages to be equal-parts understanding and terrifying.

A Worms-Eye Review

My put-downs would be so much more effective if I had a genteel Southern accent.

Hypewriter

Eleanor feels how I do when I explain my comic to people. Speaking of which, happy 100th strip, everyone! There's no reference in the strip itself, of course, because it would seem a bit self-congratulatory for a webcomic with two readers. But still!

Wrap Party

The look on August's face is an approximation of my face after completing one of these strips.

Classified Information

Strictly for the Birds

Coming Attractions.. By Which We Mean "Exposition"

A Tale Told by an Idiot, Signifying Nothing

I hate to break both of your hearts after reading this brilliantly conceived gem here, dear fans, but this will most likely be the last Bean Counter of 2014, as I have family visiting next week and things will be rather hectic over the holidays. I truly hope you'll be able to find mild forms of entertainment to sate you until which time this comic returns. Seeya in 2015!

The Write Stuff

Rita Wuz Robbed

Rita handles robberies with much more aplomb than Snuggs does.

Detonating Donuts: Finale

Armistress Day

Kiwi-Bot

Kiwi-Bot.

Chemical Warfare

When you dramatically yell the name of your enemy, you really need to learn what his name is first.

Biodegradable Warfare

Let Slip the Dogs of Petty Bickering Amongst Restauranteurs

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Detonating Donuts Part Two: The Holes of Fate

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Since this is the first time something exciting ever happened in the strip, I decided to play with the style a little bit. For the sake of consistency, though, I made sure it was still kinda crappy.