Aeneid a Shame

It's advisable to look a gift horse in the mouth if it's massive, made of wood, and possibly filled with your mortal enemies.

The Hundred Panels War

Wars between diners and coffee houses always start out innocuous enough, but they almost always end in bear attacks and dumpster vandalism. This has been a public service announcement from your friends at the Bean Counter.

Chemical Warfare

When you dramatically yell the name of your enemy, you really need to learn what his name is first.

Biodegradable Warfare